kitten, kitten, kitten,
why am I so gosh darned smitten,
over the sugar-honey iced tea
I keep drinking with zero
fudge brownies to give, let alone eat?
Sheet...or napkin...please?
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, October 6, 2026.
Tittu
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Coming this Macabre Monday:
DEVILISHLY DREADFUL
The Initiate;
or, the Mysteries of the White Band
on October 12, 2026
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Author:
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Comments8
Soft and sweet this poetic treat. Nicely done Tristan.
Hello, Tristan,
Smitten myself when it comes to kittens, ice tea and brownies. The sweeter side of your good self, a child at heart.
Fond regards,
Tony.
Cats are great, they do their own thing, and if that's eating next doors pigeons, so be it.
Unlike dogs that demand fifteen walks a day, and if that's not bad enough, the vet says I shouldn't be feeding him fudge brownies.
the feline's gentle craziness !
Good write T. Popeye's feeding his kitten spinach, Ol' Tom's knitting some 'warmer' thing for it. Dunno how Obi's sabre fits in here. lol.
A soft appealing write my friend
Julie Newmar as Catwoman. My kind of Feline.
A good Write.
LOL language hilarious and I could hear you read this one in my head. Sweet as sugar my friend. 🩷
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