Fluffy Feline Frenzy

Tristan Robert Lange



kitten, kitten, kitten,
why am I so gosh darned smitten,
over the sugar-honey iced tea
I keep drinking with zero
fudge brownies to give, let alone eat?
 
Sheet...or napkin...please?
 
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, October 6, 2026.
 
Tittu
 

 

 

 

 

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Coming this Macabre Monday:
DEVILISHLY DREADFUL
The Initiate;
or, the Mysteries of the White Band
on October 12, 2026
  • Author: Tristan Robert Lange (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 6th, 2026 09:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Wait. What?!? Collection. Written in totes adorbs celebration of nearly three years of sobriety...and counting. Now Available: Devilishly Dreadful: A Macabre Monday Series, Season 1 on Vinyl. Perfect spooky Halloween entertainment for age-appropriate family and friends. Recommended for ages 16+. https://elasticstage.com/soundcloud/releases/tristan-robert-lange-devilishly-dreadful-a-macabre-monday-series-album
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 2
  • In collections: Wait. What?!?.


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