The Grand Ball

Tony Grannell

The melodies of floating violas

enraptured the steadfast candles

into giggling wicks of flickering blush

and swayed into panic by a rush of

prancing sommeliers in dressed tables,

delightfully excused the spilling Beaujolais into crystal

bouquets of merry puddles; splashing over

a Strauss waltz of laced oxfords, stilettos and polished toenails,

dancing the indigo sea of Persian carpet into a gusto of encores.

Its ravished waves washing up

aphrodisiacal bivalves sucked from cusped shells  

in rhythmic slurps of ecstasy; guffaws and high fives

ignoring the great chambers of decorum.

Ostentatious derrieres wrapped in evening finery

chafing the shaved legs and salty oxters balancing the double chins

and heaving breasts nested midst a stiffening of tuxedos

on the antiquated oaks of Chippendales

where ruby pouts succumbed to the wafting flocks of passing petal-winged

perfumes bound for the powered nosed water closets

after the rippling ripples of sipping consommé.

Succulent fowl of broiled art displayed on sterling salvers

steaming the silver service                                     

with delicious obedience to the silent awes  

of ruminating randy aristocrats in the spiced

portfolios of the chef-d'œuvre.   

Oozy whisperings oozed from luring smiles melting the            

ice-cream of strawberry sighs into milky mellow secrets,                

flooding the temperature with a humid vermillion.

The heated aura lingered in the polite suggestions

of nibbling biscuits seducing the silky Camembert

as the patient Vinho do Porto held out; hovering close

to the decanted aromas.

Sublime eau de vie supped in elegant digestif mellowing on

leathers of Poltrona Frau to Habana plumes rising and

embracing the branching chandeliers swaying over tingling appreciations     

whilst biding adieus to weary violas - the daring drapes

drew from the bantering windows as Parisian                                            

winds blew in from the flashing paparazzi. Coupled

desires fled the scene through the nightly                                  

pace; rouge-like with fullness bound recklessly

for the lust ridden pieds-à-terre of night caps.

Abandoning pressed apparel;

casting etiquette overboard from a well sprung tempestuous

four-poster. Pig like squeals and grunts applauding the

mating season’s sweat, spit and sticky stuff in the aftertaste

of untipped cigarettes and spilt infidelity

on the silk sheets of repentant nightmares in snorting slumber.

 

                                   Fin

     

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Comments6

  • sorenbarrett

    Decadent, louche and gluttonous a party of excess and appearances where vanity battles with desire. There is a feeling of debauchery where the all is right for one can. Very nicely written with a mixture of French and English the first for finery and excess and the second for pride and pomp and ceremony. Nicely written my friend exactly the party that I would stay away from.

    • Tony Grannell

      A good evening from here, Soren,

      A bit of fun writing this and I know that neither you nor I would attend, not that we would have be invited. Once again your words are very much appreciated and valued.

      Fond regards,

      Tony.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are most welcome Tony. If there is anything I hate it is formal events, don't like ties and jackets less yet tuxes and the people that attend tend to get under my skin.

        • Tony Grannell

          Here, Here! My friend.

        • Doggerel Dave

          I peed in the soup or whatever they called it, and managed to get off early as my wife was expecting...

          • Tony Grannell

            Hello, Dave,

            In that moment of relief did you stand up on the chair or take the soup bowl under the table. Your early exit - oh, lucky you. Your light heartiness is very much enjoyed as it is appreciated.

            All the best,

            Tony

            • Doggerel Dave

              Bit of a lad I were then, and managed the job as kitchen porter. My wife got what she was expecting, and we both had a good...ah... time.
              Regards,
              Dave

            • Teddy.15

              Well what a mighty treat, having lived in Chianti for many years this is a dream come true at least until I wake 🤣 the grand ball, I don't mind if I do... Slumber or not we all have our vice! 🍷

            • Kevin Hulme

              I had Philip Larkin in my Head when Reading this. The Sort of Write he may have done.
              A very discriptive write.

              • Tony Grannell

                Hello, Kevin,

                I see what you mean but he never crossed my mind, thank you though for bringing it up - Philip Larkin and I on the same page, who would have thought - ha ha ha!

                Wishing you much happiness,

                Tony.

                • Kevin Hulme

                  The same to you.

                • arqios

                  In the backdrop of a party, an observation arises querying the collision between civilisation and appetite. With everything polished, cultured, and expensive the veneer slips into the sensual and physical. Brings to mind piglet chasing scenes in the movies of such extravagances. Could be satirical or a plain sharp observation of experience.

                  • Tony Grannell

                    Hello, arqios,

                    Purely satirical, from pork on the salvers to pigs in the sty.. I have really enjoyed your response. Thank you very much.

                    Wishing you much happiness,

                    Tony.

                    • arqios

                      Most welcome dear Tony 🙏🏻🕊️👍🏻

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      Good Lord, Tony! 🤣 I started out feeling terribly sophisticated and ended up wondering whether anybody at this gathering had an ounce of shame left! What a gloriously decadent bunch of scoundrels! LOL! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

                      • Tony Grannell

                        Hello, Tristan,

                        Every silver lining has a pig in the middle - ha ha ha! Lovely of you to drop by.

                        Wishing you fine dining,

                        Tony.



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