Getting a Bigger Boat

Kevin Hulme

If there is one thing that I must get Clear,

It's to Stop any Scares and Needless Fear.

Don't be a Great Fool,  Please show some Heart,

Never travel to the Beach with a Dog called 'Shark'.

For I know Very well It's not a good idea.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 8th, 2026 16:55
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 17
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    A poetic write of humor well done.

    • Kevin Hulme

      Thank you. Appreciate your Comments.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are most welcome Kevin

      • arqios

        Haha! Calling out to Shark at the beach would create such a panic!

        • Kevin Hulme

          I'll take my other dog 'Piranha' instead.
          Thank you for Reading and sending a Comment.

        • Doggerel Dave

          You are cordially invited to Bondi Beach anytime...

          • Kevin Hulme

            Thank you. I'll just root out my Swim wear. I wouldn't say it's Old , but there's a Hole in the knee.

            • Doggerel Dave

              With your trusty hound you will clear the beach and have absolute privacy, so don't be embarrassed.

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Kevin, hahaha...that’s one way to get the whole beach to yourself. Explaining it to the lifeguard might take a while. πŸŒΉπŸ–€πŸ™πŸ•―οΈπŸ¦β€β¬›

              • Kevin Hulme

                Yes . Thank you for your message and Reading.
                And the fave.



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