If there is one thing that I must get Clear,
It's to Stop any Scares and Needless Fear.
Don't be a Great Fool, Please show some Heart,
Never travel to the Beach with a Dog called 'Shark'.
For I know Very well It's not a good idea.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 8th, 2026 16:55
- Category: Humor
- Views: 17
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Comments4
A poetic write of humor well done.
Thank you. Appreciate your Comments.
You are most welcome Kevin
Haha! Calling out to Shark at the beach would create such a panic!
I'll take my other dog 'Piranha' instead.
Thank you for Reading and sending a Comment.
You are cordially invited to Bondi Beach anytime...
Thank you. I'll just root out my Swim wear. I wouldn't say it's Old , but there's a Hole in the knee.
With your trusty hound you will clear the beach and have absolute privacy, so don't be embarrassed.
Kevin, hahaha...thatβs one way to get the whole beach to yourself. Explaining it to the lifeguard might take a while. πΉπ€ππ―οΈπ¦ββ¬
Yes . Thank you for your message and Reading.
And the fave.
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