A pair of beautiful large brown doves
Landed on the branch above my head
I looked up at them with affection and said
Don't shit on me.
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Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (
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It is the unexpected that turns this poem into a joke and interest into a laugh. Nicely said it made me smile
That would be my thoughts exactly!
- Syd š
Hahaha, Valiantstar...I was ready for a tender nature moment. Now Iām checking my hat. š¹š¤ššÆļøš¦āā¬
Do not enter into conversation with big brown doves . Your most rational options are four: move swiftly to the left, right, forward or back.
This one provoked a memory I'd rather forget...
Apparently it's good luck
Ah ha - You are in pursuit of bad luck then?
I'll take my chances...
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