The Doves

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A pair of beautiful large brown doves

Landed on the branch above my head

I looked up at them with affection and said

Don't shit on me.

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  • sorenbarrett

    It is the unexpected that turns this poem into a joke and interest into a laugh. Nicely said it made me smile

  • Syd

    That would be my thoughts exactly!

    - Syd šŸ„

  • Tristan Robert Lange

    Hahaha, Valiantstar...I was ready for a tender nature moment. Now I’m checking my hat. šŸŒ¹šŸ–¤šŸ™šŸ•ÆļøšŸ¦ā€ā¬›

  • Doggerel Dave

    Do not enter into conversation with big brown doves . Your most rational options are four: move swiftly to the left, right, forward or back.
    This one provoked a memory I'd rather forget...

    • 2781

      Apparently it's good luck

      • Doggerel Dave

        Ah ha - You are in pursuit of bad luck then?

        • 2781

          I'll take my chances...



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