A friend of mine has completely Changed,
As She is now a Vegan which for me is Strange.
And Talks and Talks of the Benefits there;
With no Regard as to If I care.
Her Character is primed with the Vegan Law:
Now it's like I never knew Herbivore.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 10th, 2026 19:33
- Category: Humor
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Don't know how you manage these. You have a secret I'm not privy to.
I'm vegetarian myself (not vegan) I see beyond the clever joke to the observation that SOME veggos do like to convert...
Good one, Kevin.
I only eat White Meat and Fish myself.
But plenty of Fruit and Veg.
Thanks for Reading. Now it's late here 2:35 . Off to Bedy byes.
My bedtime over here . Not yours at that moment. Oh what a wonderful (awkward) world...
Oh, Kevin…I groaned, then laughed, then got annoyed with myself for laughing! You got me. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you. Glad to hear it. Thank you for the fave.
A fun read that shakes loose a few memories of people I know. There are varying degrees of people from those that pay no attention to what they eat to those that are fanatic in almost a religious way. Nicely worded Kevin
Does not matter how you eat: The Graveyard still awaits. Thank you for Reading.
Excellent
Thank you.
Hello, Kevin,
Leave one to eat what one desires but please don't preach. The last line was the perfect retort in that wonderful humour of yours.
All the best,
Tony.
Glad you enjoyed it.
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