Diet and See

Kevin Hulme

A friend of mine has completely Changed,

As She is now a Vegan which for me is Strange.

And Talks and Talks of the Benefits there;

With no Regard as to If I care.

Her Character is primed with the Vegan Law:

Now it's like I never knew Herbivore.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 10th, 2026 19:33
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 18
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Don't know how you manage these. You have a secret I'm not privy to.
    I'm vegetarian myself (not vegan) I see beyond the clever joke to the observation that SOME veggos do like to convert...
    Good one, Kevin.

  • Kevin Hulme

    I only eat White Meat and Fish myself.
    But plenty of Fruit and Veg.
    Thanks for Reading. Now it's late here 2:35 . Off to Bedy byes.

    • Doggerel Dave

      My bedtime over here . Not yours at that moment. Oh what a wonderful (awkward) world...

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      Oh, Kevin…I groaned, then laughed, then got annoyed with myself for laughing! You got me. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

      • Kevin Hulme

        Thank you. Glad to hear it. Thank you for the fave.

      • sorenbarrett

        A fun read that shakes loose a few memories of people I know. There are varying degrees of people from those that pay no attention to what they eat to those that are fanatic in almost a religious way. Nicely worded Kevin

        • Kevin Hulme

          Does not matter how you eat: The Graveyard still awaits. Thank you for Reading.

        • Thomas W Case

          Excellent

        • Tony Grannell

          Hello, Kevin,

          Leave one to eat what one desires but please don't preach. The last line was the perfect retort in that wonderful humour of yours.

          All the best,

          Tony.

          • Kevin Hulme

            Glad you enjoyed it.



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