One day, while reading an advertizer—
After applying 190 proof sanitizer—
I took a long, slow drag off my atomizer
And stared into the void that once was Poetizer.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, October 13, 2026.
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Let's atomize the poetaster's pit !
Lorenz, at this point demolition might qualify as an upgrade! 😂 Thanks for bringing the tools. 💻⚠️🖤🙏
Sweet poets are out in force in our streets !
LOL I just heard you sing this 🤣
Ha! That would be quite the number, no? Teddy, we’ve got Lorenz on demolition and you've now been promoted to producing the soundtrack. This is becoming an all-poet complaint! 🤣😂 💻⚠️🖤🙏
So well said my friend
Thank you, Norman! Much appreciated! 💻⚠️🖤🙏
most welcome friend
A fun read my friend that reminded me to not be and analyzer at least of certain poetry if I don't want to be fertilizer
Another recruit! Lorenz handles demolition, Teddy produces, and you write the chorus, Soren. Poetizer’s getting a musical whether it wants one or not. 😂🤣 Always appreciate you, Soren. 💻⚠️🖤🙏
You are very welcome Tristan
Not enough izers in the world today.
I myself like to see myself as a big wordizer.
Not to be confused by the big guy next door, dickizer.
Definitely not to be confused by his wife, to many dickizers.
Probably why I drink the atomizers.
Right, Paul...you’re writing the explicit version of our musical. Teddy’s going to need a lawyer before a recording studio. Welcome to the collab! 🤣😂 💻⚠️🖤🙏
I'm not looking forward to Mondays! lol 🙂
Orchi, I’m hiding in Ol’ Tom’s knitting basket. If anyone asks, I’m a partially completed cardigan. 💻⚠️🖤🙏
Hello, Tristan,
I think you need a tranquilizer after that brief outburst. A rapid firing ditty on four cylinders. Unorthodox humour the kind I most enjoy.
All the best,
Tony.
Thank you, Tony! You’re now our medical supervisor for the musical (See almost every comment above at this point 🤣). Start with Paul...I’m afraid he’s beyond the recommended dosage. 🤣😂 Always appreciate your time and engagement, my dear friend. 💻⚠️🖤🙏
Adverts seem to be on the Increase these days.
Watching a film the Other Week and there were Adds every 10 Minutes.
Kevin, you’re in charge of keeping sponsors away from our musical (see comments above 🤣). If anyone offers us a detergent deal, send them to Lorenz’s demolition crew. 🤣😂 💻⚠️🖤🙏
Me and the Boys will make them an Offer they can't Refuse.
A nebuliser is always handy!
Medical equipment secured! Rik, report to Tony...and keep Paul away from the controls. We need theatrical fog, not an evacuation. Welcome to the musical no one asked for. (see comments above 🤣). 💻⚠️🖤🙏
That’s a superb script!
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