'twas Thomas the Tank Engine
The blue tank that could
More real than Jesus
He even found the clitoral hood
He is most mighty
And he does what he should
Thomas the Tank Engine
He's better than The Hood
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Never be, I'm rather concerned about Thomas's extracurricular anatomical discoveries. Has anyone checked whether he still has his railway operating license? 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
My first question is was his first name John. An imaginative read that sends one into Never land. Clearly for mature audiences his journeys must include spelunking for the exploration of caves is done apart from the hood. Clever write
My Thomas the tank never reached those heights.
In saying that, he was shunting Gordon I was told, probably why.
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