Please Meet The President

Teddy.15

 
Spontaneous combustion 

        a fart hard to hold 
menace to society 
who smells like a bomb 
 
 
Loaded Potato Skin  
 
an orange pistol 
aching to go off
gun barrel loaded   
 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 17th, 2026 04:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: Happy to offend any Trump supporters.
  • Category: Sociopolitical
  • Views: 2
  • Users favorite of this poem: Syd
  • In collections: Satire Haiku.
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  • Syd

    Good morning Shirley,

    And what a fabulous read for a Saturday morning. I'd much rather listen to a trump then hear anything that comes out of Trumps mouth.

    All stars from me.

    - Syd 🍄

    • Teddy.15

      🤣 I'm so humbled to have brightened your Saturday. 🌹 💜



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