Please Meet The President

Teddy.15

 
Spontaneous combustion 

        a fart hard to hold 
menace to society 
who smells like a bomb 
 
 
Loaded Potato Skin  
 
an orange pistol 
aching to go off
gun barrel loaded   
 
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  • Syd

    Good morning Shirley,

    And what a fabulous read for a Saturday morning. I'd much rather listen to a trump then hear anything that comes out of Trumps mouth.

    All stars from me.

    - Syd šŸ„

    • Teddy.15

      🤣 I'm so humbled to have brightened your Saturday. 🌹 šŸ’œ

    • Paul Bell

      You can't go around insulting the exulted one.
      What has the big orange guy ever done to you.
      I think we'll miss Trumpy when he's banged up for infuriating the world.
      In saying that, we've got the Labour party snakes. Maybe jail them all.

      • Teddy.15

        The price of Diesel,war in the middle east, being friends with the greatest enemy of the world, treating Zelensky like shite in front of the world, the Epstein files that he tries to change the subject from every day by making a public idiot of himself rather than face the music and all the sorrenbarret said too, his lack of presidency in general but hey who am I to care, it's the American people who voted. 🌹 I'm just a Brexit victim.

        • Paul Bell

          Don't get me started on Brexit. lol

        • sorenbarrett

          A strong statement my friend the last Fuhrer that used gas was disposed of some years ago. Bush did his best to eliminate another that he said had weapons of mass destruction but was found to have no gas. This one full of hot air does stink. Well written

          • Teddy.15

            You my friend would make a fabulous diplomat if you haven't tried it yet, it's never too late. Thank you dear. sorrenbarret 🌹

            • sorenbarrett

              Always a pleasure my friend

            • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

              Love it, and a fav

              • Teddy.15

                You gave me a fave for this crap? 🤣 Thank you so much dear Norman. 🌹

                • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

                  Its the message it delivered about the orange one that brought the fav my friend

                  • Teddy.15

                    I was just teasing you Norman, thank you so much 🤣

                    • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

                      Lol, teaser

                    • Tony Grannell

                      Dear, Teddy,

                      An deviant creature, should be on death row. I can say no more, I might vomit.

                      All the best,

                      Tony.

                      • Teddy.15

                        LOL I wonder why he is orange? Maybe a bullet proof suit that looks like skin! lol sorry I shall send you some nausea tablets 🌹

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        As an American, Teddy, I’d like to return this purchase. Unfortunately, nobody kept the receipt. šŸŒ¹šŸ–¤šŸ™šŸ•ÆļøšŸ¦ā€ā¬›

                        • Teddy.15

                          lol Tristan I have loads of American friends, they are gutted and moved here to be in a more sane environment however even here in the forests of Tuscany we cannot escape. 🌹



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