Snakes in the Ratatouille

Hop on the donkey's back, girl!

But first shake your booty!

Then snakes will phase out of your butt cheeks

And dive into Ratatouille 

I hid behind the locker door

“Surprise!”

Fists up; he had a reflex!

“I almost punched you in the face!”

The villain said: “You'll be next!”

I want things in my life to change

Cause I'm damned when I squeeze it

Wise man: “He won't tell you what's inside their souls 

If you can't keep a secret.”

Here I live in a bland manner while having Internet dysphoria

I want to nurture my inner child as much as I can

So I can feel that wonderful euphoria