Sunday Service

Jack was having an affair with Jill, who was married to John.

John was having an affair with Joan, who was married to Shaun.

Shaun was hoping to start an affair with Mary, but Mary was on her bisexual week and was trying to hook up with Jill.

Joan decided she could rotate John with George

George used to be Georgina

Shaun, who was getting desperate, hooked up with Joan's sister, Janice.

Janice was pansexual

It all went to hell at the Sunday service when the vicar read from the bible on the subject of promiscuity

Jill got up and called him a two-faced bastard after finding out about his affair with Joan

Jack found the bible very interesting at that moment in time

Mary was googling promiscuity, but for some reason googled promenader, and thought the vicar was calling her an exhibitionist. This resulted in her shouting out her love for Jill.

Janice, who had just joined the church, thought she was in heaven.

Joan ran to George, who was undressing, and couldn’t understand why George was a woman.

Janice couldn’t believe her luck.

Jack got to the commandments part of the bible, and began to shrink further into his seat.

Shaun got up with an air of superiority.

This changed when Mary said she was pregnant

Joan was going to get up, but decided, what’s the point?

Jack’s wife screamed when the bible he was engrossed in burst into flames.

The fire brigade had to alert the police when a mass brawl started outside the church.

The Police were totally dumbfounded; Sunday service was usually a quiet time.

Their trust was restored when they found Janice giving the altar boys and girls a little sermon.

Janice was later arrested when the sermon turned out to be about pansexuality, and the distribution of Mars bars didn’t help her case.