Painted Yellow at the Gallows

Donteatmecows

I was yellowized and penalized

For my uncivilized intention,

Left to die under watching eyes

For my criminalized insurrection.

I was labelized and terrorized

For my projectified nude questions,

Severedized and metalized

By a golden urinary tract infection.

I'm levelized but undersized,

For my mockers never learned their lesson.

I'm vaporized, but still alive

With my immaculate perception!

Now I re-incentivized my penal time

For brutalized mass vengeance;

I philosophized my terror time

As unrealized aggression.

Now I feel inside electrified

And scrutinized for rejection;

I realize Lucy is traumatized

By my straddleized injection. ❤️💉

I was ostracized and demonetized

For my dignified inspection;

She was conflictized and petrified

By my rebelized expression.

She was wormified and slitherized

For her skeptical detection—

Agonized, but I assimilized

The pleasant cries by affection.

Now she's immobilized and rectified

For her earlier transgression:

I televised her tunnelized

And pleasurized election,

Analogized and cauterized

As a mint-mummified suggestion.

We were unified and conceptualized

For renovised perfection,

Utilized and compartmentalized

For naturalized midsections,

Universalized for metasized

And amplified progression.

I'll impoverize and plagiarize

Those who avoided tension

To neutralize a centralized

And zombified contention.

She was inflictifized for crossing eyes

From the dystopia dimension,

Verified as qualified

For her magical possession.

She synthesized and harmonized

Her crustaceanized selection;

She vandalized the wizard’s prize

So she could beautify her complexion.

She was aggravized and stupefied

When she was spawned in a detention,

But mystified and patronized

When I revolutionized her sentence.

We had to actualize the money sides

For a generalized convention

To sluggify and justify

Our colonized red sections.

All was done to individualize

Those who sought redemption;

We re-incentivized

The objectified and vilified extension.

The king declared a holiday

For reasons beyond my comprehension.

  • Author: Lewis O’Carroll (Pseudonym) (Online Online)
  • Published: November 5th, 2026 07:34
  • Comment from author about the poem: still fleshing out the concepts and narrative, but I post my unfiltered origin ideas
  • Category: Fantasy
  • Views: 2
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  • sorenbarrett

    I love the creative neologisms each crafted to rhyme providing a surreal slippery slide into the pool of never land. Lovely

    • Donteatmecows

      Thanks so much! Yeah, the AI chatbot told me it was a neologism as well!



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