Up On The Roof Top

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Up on my roof top reindeer shit

I could swear I heard Santa say, “I quit!”

Down through my chimney, barely squeezed through

That’s when he saw me and he whispered “Fuck you.”

 

Chorus

Hoe hoe hoe

Who’d ever know?

Hoe hoe hoe

Who’d ever know?

Up on the roof top

Click click click

Down through the chimney

To suck my dick

 

To set this straight

All year I’ve been good

And now I have

Pants full of wood

Give be a blow job

Suck me dry

It’s on my list

Now don’t be shy

 

Chorus

 

 

It’s your sworn job

I’m on your list

Make yourself comfy

Cause here comes a twist

Smile for the camera

And tickle my sac

Don’t ask questions

Finish your snack!

 

Chorus

 

Two hours later

Now we’re done

Don’t know about you

But I had fun

Wash out your mouth

With this right here

Don’t feel bad

I'll see you next year

  • Author: Rob (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 8th, 2010 20:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a fair warning I apologize to anyone if they are offended by this poem.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 120
  • User favorite of this poem: StormyDay.
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Comments4

  • Cheeky Missy

    I enjoy your cleverness.....you did a clever dirty job of it. Too bad it was dirty, seeing it is rather humorous, but that really kills the humor.

  • ironmaiden_81186

    i still think its funny...

  • StormyDay

    Rofl, hahahaha! Best laugh I've had all week. Vulgar, but very witty.

  • kelseyroy

    Lol I love your poems like this. Hilarous. Great job



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