Up on my roof top reindeer shit
I could swear I heard Santa say, “I quit!”
Down through my chimney, barely squeezed through
That’s when he saw me and he whispered “Fuck you.”
Chorus
Hoe hoe hoe
Who’d ever know?
Hoe hoe hoe
Who’d ever know?
Up on the roof top
Click click click
Down through the chimney
To suck my dick
To set this straight
All year I’ve been good
And now I have
Pants full of wood
Give be a blow job
Suck me dry
It’s on my list
Now don’t be shy
Chorus
It’s your sworn job
I’m on your list
Make yourself comfy
Cause here comes a twist
Smile for the camera
And tickle my sac
Don’t ask questions
Finish your snack!
Chorus
Two hours later
Now we’re done
Don’t know about you
But I had fun
Wash out your mouth
With this right here
Don’t feel bad
I'll see you next year
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Comments4
I enjoy your cleverness.....you did a clever dirty job of it. Too bad it was dirty, seeing it is rather humorous, but that really kills the humor.
i still think its funny...
Rofl, hahahaha! Best laugh I've had all week. Vulgar, but very witty.
Lol I love your poems like this. Hilarous. Great job
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