I Believe I Can Fly Poem, by Rob, at My poetic side

I use to think nothing about my weight

Never paid attention to anything I ate

But now I know how to enjoy my food

My secret has me stuck and now I’m glued

If there’s nothing bout it

Then I’m gonna shout it

I believe I can fly

I got shot by the FBI

All I wanted was a chicken wing

But I was only at Burger King

Oh I believe I can soar

I almost made it out the bathroom door

I believe I can fly

Se I had the munchies and could not resist

When I got shot I was so damn pissed

Since I shot BK had to close

Now it’s a strip club home to crack heads and hoes

If there’s nothing bout it

Then I’m gonna shout it

This all started because I was high

I got shot because I thought I could fly

Hey if I just pick the lock

I can reach into my shoe and grab my glock

I believe I can fly

Author: Rob (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
Published: December 16th, 2010 21:57
Comment from author about the poem: Oh good ol elementary songs we use to sing when we were children... I think I like my version.
Category: Humor
Views: 411
Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy

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Cheeky Missy December 16th, 2010 22:38
Ah, Father/Uncle Goose, but you made me laugh! I am sorry of course, that it is so vulgar, 'cause you did a great job...it is funny!
lulu December 17th, 2010 13:12
Nice poem 🙂 loved to c you writing funny ones 🙂

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I Believe I Can Fly