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I Believe I Can Fly

I use to think nothing about my weight

Never paid attention to anything I ate

But now I know how to enjoy my food

My secret has me stuck and now I’m glued

 

If there’s nothing bout it

Then I’m gonna shout it

 

I believe I can fly

I got shot by the FBI

All I wanted was a chicken wing

But I was only at Burger King

Oh I believe I can soar

I almost made it out the bathroom door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

 

Se I had the munchies and could not resist

When I got shot I was so damn pissed

Since I shot BK had to close

Now it’s a strip club home to crack heads and hoes

 

If there’s nothing bout it

Then I’m gonna shout it

 

This all started because I was high

I got shot because I thought I could fly

 

Hey if I just pick the lock

I can reach into my shoe and grab my glock

 

I believe I can fly

Comments2

  • Cheeky Missy

    Ah, Father/Uncle Goose, but you made me laugh! I am sorry of course, that it is so vulgar, 'cause you did a great job...it is funny!

  • lulu

    Nice poem :) loved to c you writing funny ones :)



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