Monster in Bed

johnofessex

A nagging burning throb I cannot ignore

A growling wee monster that always wants more

A persistent creature awake before you

You're vaguely aware that its in your bed too

It wont go away until its needs have been met

It just wants to be gripped tight round the neck

Shaken and stirred its word is its bond

And if you play nice it will leave and be gone

Have a cold shower it will shrivel away

But like any horny devil

It will be back the next day

  • Author: johnofessex (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2015 03:18
  • Comment from author about the poem: morning wood does you good LOL
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 28
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