Belly Button Lint

Ken

Oh belly button lint, belly button lint

How are you this fine day?

I know that I removed you

And said you could not stay

 

I wash my clothes and dry them

Taking care to be lint free

When I take my shirt off

There you are staring back at me

 

Like socks in the dryer

Two go in and one comes out

Another unsolved mystery

The truth without a doubt

 

I know you’re soft and fuzzy

Curled up in your favorite spot

End this game of hide and seek

No? That’s just what I thought

 

Oh belly button lint, belly button lint

How are you this fine day?

It’s useless to remove you

I guess you’re here to stay

  • Author: Ken (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 29th, 2015 00:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: Thought that I would try to take a turn towards something a little more on the happy side. Believe it or not I do come from beneath the darkness on occasion. Enjoy. :)
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 286
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  • Rooster

    Too funny. Awesome poem.



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