The Squirts

John Lee

Run, no wait i can't.. so let's stop, no I gotta go..

can't stand around.. gotta keep moving before it ends up on the ground..

my stomach can't take it.. the pain it hurts.. i don't know if I'll make it..

it's hell having the squirts.. i wish I could just fart and fake it.

  • Author: John Lee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 6th, 2016 18:50
  • Comment from author about the poem: I actually wrote this one while on the toilet.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 25
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Comments1

  • IAmJaz

    Lmfao, I love this. There's so many days that this has happened to me.

    • John Lee

      Thank you, in glad you enjoyed it. It was happening to me when I wrote it.. lol. Thanks to RedBull



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