Here's To Your New Car

Dynamite new car!

You must have so much pride.

Too da loo, rust bucket,

With the Bondo on its side.

Candy Apple Red,

Your new 4-wheel Baby.

Don’t treat it like a dumpster,

Keep it clean and shiny!

Congratulations to you.

Want you happy and alive.

So, please do remember,

Never text and drive.

I mean this so sincerely,

The importance of your life.

Drive safe, courteous, and cautious.

Think of others and their life.

May the shopping carts never,

Scratch the paint and make it peel.

Good thing you paid extra,

For an invisible force field.

Enjoy your brand new ride.

May you and it be well.

Brand new set of wheels,

Take in that new car smell!

Do not drive aggressive,

Never tailgate.

It’s so pretty and new,

The Pigeons can hardly wait.