If People Were Ring Tones

What if I asked, what kind of tree would you be?

What kind do you think has your personality?

 

But if it was a ring tone yourself to be found,

Would you be a smart or obnoxious sound?

 

The point here I’ll make for one to see,

Is the type of ring tones some sound to me.

 

The teller at the drive thru is always so chipper.

Constellations he loves, like the Big Dipper.

For him it would be twinkle little star.

This I would hear as I drive up in my car.

 

For my boss, Beethoven’s Symphony 5^th.

DA DA DA DAAAA, rung two times for this.

 

And for a co-worker, who so loudly talks.

First thing at 9, until 5 o’clock.

Something short, but babbling quick.

A Robot jabbering would be what I’d pick.

 

The very buff bartender, whose drinks really please.

Off with his shirt! How about a strip-tease!

 

The woman in her 50’s loves 80’s fashion,

Saturday Night Fever’s Disco passion.

 

The guy with gas from food brought from home.

A fog horn for him, so much like his groan.

 

What ring tone for me would maybe well suit?

Bright and cheerful, like the sound of a flute?

No nothing for me, no horn myself toot.

See, I’m the quiet type. I’ll keep it on mute.