I Think I Dropped A Pound Up Ya Old Ladys Skirt Last Night.

I think I dropped a pound up ya old ladies skirt last night
On the streets of Paris, Berlin, London, and New York
shiny red high heels and silky bright green socks
weakened at the knees wore a padlock on my heart
blonde's, brunettes, ginger, red even grey, green and more
if you feel you are inclined to have a second thought and stare
2 men amongst them with a wig and a tranny to adore
yours is from Bangkok cooked in crabs watching from over there
With your euro, dollar or even the failing of the pound pay it in by drunk
I can tell you how much ya lady cost last night hint hint
whilst your screwing a young blokes boyfriend and his girlfriend too
that’s it now my friend I'm telling on ya wife ya dirty little punk.