Sorry, I'm not sober

I'm going to be blunt with you.

I would like to have sex with you and spend the night caressing you.

I know I'm pestering you and multiple text messages

And none of them ever got through.

But let me introduce myself.

I'm Mr.nobody special and I know you are not interested.

I don't if it's the xanax or the lean.

Or Hennessy messing with my liver.

But I would like to take you on date, maybe somewhere down my river.

Maybe I come off too strong.

Cause my mental state is faded and gone.

If you don't like what I said.

Forget that I said this.

But if you want to date, lets go on the second of October.

I'll wait for your call when I'm actually sober.

Cause its obvious that I am clearly not sober.