Robot

If I was to be avoided,

it should be like the plague.

Many things in life are done by half measures,

half heartedly

and

half

arsed.

If I was,

let's say for arguments sake,

homosexual,

I would definitely wish to be flamboyant

and raging,

not

just

a little

bit

of

a fruit. 

If I was a motorised vehicle,

because car is not correct,

I would not wish to have any blank dash spaces.

I

need

all the buttons to function.

If I was a human being,

I do try hard to be,

I would reach out to others and stroke their heads,

that is, after all, where the driver sits.