There was a cute little Donkey.
Who liked to have so much fun.
Would eat lots of fruit and fiber,
Which would really make him run.
Little Donkey was so active,
Equus asinus was just so amped.
But all of that hyper movement,
Would sometimes give him cramps.
So, off to the barn and stable,
To squat down and take a nap.
Soon after he felt refreshed,
Like he just filled his tank with gas.
The rest did him a world of good,
Started to skip, jump, bray and shout.
But instead of the stable front door,
His excitement thru the back door shot out.
It wasn't like the roar of the ocean,
Not during high, but the lowest of tides,
For the remnants of his excitement,
Where like skid marks, on pavement, far and wide.
So, the Donkey had learned his lesson.
And, tried hard not to be so hyper.
Slowing down, eating more binding foods,
And sporting a very good diaper.
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A Cheeky poem to make someone close smile today.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
I absolutely love this poem.
Very funny, right up my street
Well done as per WBL...
HAHA Thanks! Just having a little fun with metaphors!...:)
We have a donkey on our farm. Great write
That is so great! Thanks Tony. I think they are very cute and funny. But, very hard workers!
Welcome
haha. XD
Thanks! I am glad I made you laugh!
Very cute poem! Love it! :-)--Christina
Thanks so much. This is for someone very special. Wanted to make them laugh today. Appreciate your comment!
LMAO
Thanks☺️ That was the goal😄
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