Flat pack hell

Daniel

In my head I had it sorted
There was no need for plan B
I opened the box to get started
But only chaos could I see

The instructions offered no clue
Written by some sadistic fiend
Who takes joy in others blues
As my words grow more obscene

So I google it with foolish hope
That this mystery has been solved
But I can't find a single post
So my patience starts to fold

After many hours and some luck
It starts to take a familiar shape
To find its missing screws and nuts
My will once strong starts to break

So next time I buy furniture online
I will select ones that need no assembly
My sanity will never again be risked
All for the sake of a flat pack settee

  • Author: Daniel (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 4th, 2017 01:48
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • WriteBeLight

    Ha Ha. Been there. Great job!

  • Christina8

    Great poem! Yeah been there too. At least the instructions were in English!

    • Daniel

      Haha you were lucky, thanks for the comment!

    • willyweed

      Oh I hate when this happens, better you than me, funny fun Daniel! ww

      • Daniel

        The mere thought of putting one together sends shivers down my spine now haha. Thanks for the comment WW!

      • Tony36

        Great write

        • Daniel

          Thanks Tony!

          • Tony36

            Welcome

          • P.H.Rose

            Ha ha Daniel
            Love his one...
            Been there
            Bought and worn
            The tee shirt

            • Daniel

              Haha it seems to be a rite of passage, thanks for your comment!

            • Augustus

              Great idea for a poem. We have all been there. And real men don't read the instructions.

              • Daniel

                Haha very true, thanks Augustus!



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