It was ladies night at the local bar in our little town. Two girlfriends jump in the car heading to the bar they just wanted to have some fun, in a warm and friendly place where they knew everyone. They threw back some double shots, they had a couple of beers, and they heard some old jokes and they laughed unto tears.
Their evening was just about over and they said they were glad they had come, they gathered up all their things and then said goodnight to everyone. On the way back to the car they decided they better walk, they didn’t live that far and being good girl’s they knew better then to drink and drive and so they left the car.
They walked down Main Street and then took a left when they got to the corner
Of Main and Hillcrest they cut through the cemetery and they stopped for a rest
One said to the other ok now I have to pee. The other girl said yes I am afraid I have to go too. Well this is lovely it’s oh just so right, peeing in the graveyard in the middle of the night. What shall we ever do when it’s time to wipe? One girl said I will use my panties and then just throw them away. The other said well I’m not doing that I just got these new today. She found a wide ribbon tied to a wreath on the grave of the newly departed Home Town Fire Chief. They took care of business and then went on their way.
Their husbands worked together and had this conversation on the very next day. My wife was out with that wife of yours last night and now I’m worried sick. When she got home she wasn’t wearing her panties, so what the hell is going on? Well my wife had hers on but it is very odd, because inside of hers panties I found a little hand written card. It said we love and miss you very much and we wish you were still here, you always took great care of us without any hint of fear and we miss you already.Love the guy’s down at the firehouse?
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We all know the best underwear stories are brief! Very funny...:)
Some of us are late bloomers. Thank You WBL for the read.
Ha Ha!
I literally am laughing out loud. This is a great piece. I am imagining their horror. Very well written. Loved it!
Thanks Chrissy glad you enjoyed!
Very funny. I like the way you right
~Johanna
Thanks Johanna you are very kind! ww
LOL awesome write
Thank you Tony! I appreciate it
Welcome
Brilliant and very funny, absolutely loved it!
Oh your to kind Daniel! Thank you very much!
Awesome as usual...enjoyed this immensely.
Thanks willy I love your stories as well, you write I'll read.
peace my brother! ww
I bet you pulled that out of your drawers. Gave me a great belly laugh. Thanks.
Thank You brother, I hope your feeling good/better? Thank you Augustus!
Back at home today. Thanks.
So glad to hear that!
I enjoyed this very much! -- phoenix
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