Jalapeño

Once upon a time there was a nigga named Jake,

He was a junior at a college that's way out of state,

He was a business major, always got straight A’s,

Worked at bakery shop, so you know he makes cake

Now when it came to the girls, he got numbers everyday,

How could he not tho? He had the most legit game,

His steelo on point, he wore a chain and some J's,

And a fresh t-shirt that was white as cocaine

But one day, his life changed in the worst way,

It all started when he met this Spanish girl named Grace,

Skin color pecan with long hair and a nice waist,

And eyes brighter than a star, Jake had delicious taste

He met her in his calculus class last fall,

Fun sized chick, she's barely 5 feet tall,

My boy didn't stall, caught her after class in the hall,

He said “here's my number baby girl, give me a call”

She blushed a little, smiled, then said “okay”,

He said “I gotta hit the gym first and lift some weights,

Then run a couple laps, so hit me up around 8,

I'll be waiting girl, so please don't be late”

Grace called him on the dot later that night,

They were up laughing and flirting till about 2:45,

He realized that behind that pretty face, her mind was on tight,

Jake started catching feelings, his heart floating like a kite

They started dating, 3 months passed, and it was great,

They're relationship was always give and never take,

Their love drive had no speed limit, no brakes,

Never crashed and burned, they were focused on first place

The dreaded day came one December afternoon,

Grace texted Jake saying “babe come to my room”,

He said “okay baby girl, I'll be there soon”,

But cuddling wasn't the only thing they were gonna do

7 minutes later Jake made it to her dorm,

She gave him a hug and kiss and told him to close the door,

Took her bra off, then her panties dropped to the floor,

Then said “I'm freezing Jake, come here and keep me warm”

 

Jake knew what to do, he started kissing on her neck,

Started squeezing hard on her ass, she was getting wet,

3 minutes later, they're giving each other head,

Now they're both hot and horny, so you know what's coming next

Jake went and grabbed a condom out his sweater,

Grace stopped him and said “go raw, it feels better,

My pussy’s wetter than the ocean and softer than a feather,

You can trust me babe, you know how long we've been together?”

Temptation got the best of Jake like the serpent did Eve,

He thought to himself, “Grace would never lie to me”,

So he said “okay”, then he slid in them cheeks,

It was the best feeling ever, he's winning like Charlie Sheen

The next morning, he got up to take a piss,

Suddenly, he felt like fire was coming out of his dick,

The pain was so bad, he yelled out loud “ahhhh shit!”,

Grace was nothing but a low down nasty bitch

It turned out that he had a case of the clap,

She used to be a slut that always got passed,

She did the homie Jake dirtier than some trash,

Now he had to go and get a shot up his ass

You know what they say, pussy runs the globe,

His dick was saying yes, but he should've said no,

This story is fucked up, but it just comes to show,

Always strap up and never trust these hoes