Extra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction, Now Putin Rules As De Facto Leader!

 Pastor Of Muppets – shout huzzah no mo' Trump

he's Gone er re: ya
especially “father figure” and meme burr of the Diatribe for Miss Piggy

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Months since presidential election 
emotional repercussions still reverberate 
how reprobate Trump triumphed 
graduating magma cum lug head 
to become leader of the free world
acing highest score per Electoral College examination.
noah yam aghast as Donald trump nominated president elect, 
or more apropos apprentice, though a teetotaler delirium tremens, 
brings corporeal bris 
ling foretells premonition oven approaching criss
sis viz as one basket of deplorable, 
whose shell shocked eggs ess 
hints did not peter out 
re: fate rigged 2016 election appalled hike con fess
at prospect outsize bully nabbed 
most sought after white house seat - ugh guess
thine psyche fearful that arrogance, indecency, 
pomposity, and vivacity to break ranks and restore Hess
shun militaristic modus operandi crowning himself 
King Kong of amerika - applauded 
by a Hun dread locked Klansmen less
or more, with spirit of a jolly roger intent 
shredding sacred documents, and creating a mess
ages will require to restore righteous, and officious, 
amazing gracious steeped in legacy of forefathers and mothers, 
which democratic rubric Paine stay king lee 
easel lee trampled oh press
sieve lee in sync with missteps made during on the job training 
at national ex pence augments ominous ramping up of tes
toss tear roan, wherefore if happenstance finds Czech mated xpress
train tearing down the tracts, 
we the people of the United States might vouchsafe 
for a veep ping Petsmart prodigy to take over - YES!

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Reince Priebus promises to hold sway, 
while hiam rez hind tune augur 
race shin, less than 24 hours from now, 
a fate worse than death doth bode 
despite hangover lingering effect unable to shake mice elf sober 
despite chugging nary an ale
memory summons back, 
that hide dashed hoof well-healed poem express
sing reaction while shuttered in me mancave dale
how Democratic Party did fail
to clinch nomination, 
thus with measured words this male
wants to air and share his non-rapacious sentiments 
others no doubt harbor various 
seas sinned reactions that might pale
in terms - their private tear ring expressions 
explicitly rant and rail against unexpected 
and unacceptable result, where scale
of moderation heavily tilted toward possible global travail
armaments stacked as thee Barron doth un veil
bombardiers carpet bomb 
(whoops....accidentally kill Trump heathen) 
while manning his Taj Mahal casino gun whale.

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ABOUT ONE MILLENNIUM LATER
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what cha red back in history class i.e. yes...
that traitorous treacherous treasonous tale, 
but truth told since time immemorial
whom sever decreed demise 
of terrible lizard beasts aye
moost upend long entrenched theory, and bid good bye
sans foursquare extinction reeks foul, 
cuz one pea brained reptilian
o’er shadowed all as fiercest, he ranged free 
amidst a cut throat rogues gallery 
thee unnamable overlooked 
sinister species sought supremacy 
(gamut of miniature game pieces
model available at sundry department stores 
wherever schlocky plastic model toys sold)
popular trapping of childhood imagination – 
imbue vainglorious ventriloquist 
inciting fiendish cry
such kiddy paraphernalia 
forever a top selling plaything
snapped off shelves leaving allocated space bone dry.

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Since time immemorial dinosaur makeshift gewgaws 
did cap cha ominous jaws, 
and populated fertile land of cave dwellers 
whereat swaddled kinder babes bellowed believable
farcically feigned ferocious fabrications foraging bankrupt
foretold foreclosure to espy real McCoy
perhaps assembled from mud, rocks and sticks
noisome predators snatching 
voice some innocent prey  - 
ripping to tatters and shreds 
unlucky victim rarely escaping 
in fizz hicks of time – witnessed first hand proof positive 
how I came that close (pinch thumb with index finger) 
simian snack aye haint fool’n witch cha, 
nar doth this medieval troubadour – 
spin a yarn approximating verity of nasty Hobbesian brute 
trumpeting fiercely bruited his bombastic buzz hard 
carrion feed small fry to Golgotha donning topface, 
could dice in a flickr emulate, and twitter 
ring one excited live hotmail riding Pegasus, 
while those in his Isis Petsmart warpath 
on outlook to avoid get linkedin, 
per imp (of the pervert) pale’n maws 
simultaneously masticating and able to shutterfly
hither and yon, to and fro rousing seditious rogues gallery 
of reprobate ruthless minions - 
ruminants to become  apprenticed
fired up en mass thru the art of the deal 
vis a vis venal pet peeves 
pygmy male hominids revered his racially stirred debacle 
while straddling as a humungous towering hill, he pill or reed
like lex lucifer usurpation,
whence auld dish diehard don nah sore 
dominated as demented species, 
thus, he didst not perish from this earth 
boot yielded rubric of emperor by the peep hole, 
four the pea pull, of the peep pill.

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This older ville lad spurs rumor - 
more than just food for thought or eating crow
does generate quite a wishful after thought to flow
whence sum divine wind blown comedic act, an inflow 
of furies rise from Dante's hell - don bell low
aye wood pine fate to hammer 
sic culled swathed headline oh
brings joy to the world wide webbed land, 
where Rob zombie i.e. Ivan Ca Rho
into dustbin of hiss tory; 
stuffing of legions of legends 
recollection and object lesson to hooligans woe
full derelicts, who might be forced 
to cease clowning around like - bo Zoë.