Hic Cups

I write much hic cup ado
About nothing, which involuntary explosive release 
comes clear out of the hic cup blue
nary a sponge bob square pants handy dandy bellows clue
where in tarnation this uncontrollable bout 
jarring the body electric hic cup do
why such physiological spasmodic trembling
baa cause wool ya bull eve closure of glottis hic cup ewe
moost likely find annoying as this hic cup ping buck feels few
breaths short of taking drastic action
like hic cup swallowing glue
as an extreme solution per tha series 
of being held hostage hoo
dee knee probably lacked escapist artist skills 
even if he trundled to an igloo
to emergency room of a hospital or veterinarian 
such hic cup caterwauling catering to gentile cat or Jew
lean, thus, time and again when said hic cup affliction 
holds me hic cup ransom knew
does drive me towards acts of desperation 
such as sticking ma head in the loo
which bizarre reaction on par with holding 
out an appetite until famished for moo
Goo guy pan in mixed with a delicious bowl of new
dulls steeped in broth or an island delicacy renown on Oahu
even this atheist would ask for salivation praying a pew
whereby sound of silence echoed by hic cup right on queue
when nary a burble until reach that amen hic cup rue
stubbornly persists, no matter trying to suppression sue
per upsurge of diaphragm, a diabolical force forcing air through
nasal passage and/or mouth oft times faintly resembling a u
ca lay lee with a snort accompanied no doubt by a voodoo
Practitioner until at last whew
hic cups stop as mysteriously as they started
bringing relief to this caged primate in a zoo.