I’M LOOKING FOR GOD

I'm looking for God on "Facebook"
Maybe he has a "Twitter" account, let me take a look
Maybe the Lord is somewhere in my IPhone
Since I can't seem to leave it alone
Maybe I can "Snapchat" or "Vine" with him
To spend some time with him
I searched through "Instagram"
But I didn't see him there...damn
"YouTube" didn't show signs
And "E Harmony" was a waste of my time
I just want him to "like" something and maybe "Share" a status
Maybe he will leave a "comment" on how he really feels about marriage
"Social media" doesn't portray him
Addicted to hate and evil, we all betray him
So maybe God has "FaceTime" on his phone
Since I'm always Face Timing when I am home
Maybe he is available on "Yahoo"
I didn't see him on "Glide" but let me slide through
I thought I seen him on "Messenger"
But I was too busy messaging her
Through my apps I roam
Maybe apple hasn't created a God yet in my phone.