SOME OF ALMOST ANYTHING

I'm alittle of it all
Mixture of the world ...
no let start again
I'm alittle of everything
Except Mexican
No offense but those men always look like they ready to run
Besides I'm 6'1 , hate yard work , cowboy hats and corona
But a Mexican senorita
I can do
Help provide her with a child
Not destined to mow, throw or mauntajn no type of grass
Also I'm 1% Jamaican with Colombian
You know my boxing skills
Must've came from Roc and my Italian heritage
Russian like Ivan Drago
Me and tom green Canadian
Authentic Chinese like Panda Express
Japanese like ... basically the same so say I'm chi-pan-nese
Auzzy, French , British
Rest get grouped together
And called other
Yes I'm marking that 2
I represent everyone
Even the gays , bi and straights
Always pitching
Not versatile , not catching , no not a bottom either
So again I'm always a top
And a recovered drunk ......
From last night
Who's drunk again writing this
Screaming fuck AA and those dollar store cookies
In the klan ,black panthers and an adult marching band
Playing Hero instrumental for the police
Till I see ... you know who
Quick to switch to fight the power
While yelling black lives matter
A Midget tosser
Little people lover
Porn watcher with a sticky keyboard
I'm a John. A pimp and a hoe
Spend money on myself to myself
Just to feel good about pleasuring myself
An atheist by choice
Except sundays
I'm praising god in a pew with a bunch of sinners
A BBw oral receiver
Skinny hot chic banger
With a hell bound kinky side
A 1 nighter, or fwb type and a wham bam there's the door mam without saying thank you type
Killer gangbanger
Pets supporter
Meat eating vegetarian
Protest the war
While waiting for the big bomb to drop
Smoker of many types
Selfish and stalker type
Who hates to be bothered
How am I all this you ask
Well I wouldn't been sent back if I couldn't relate to all of you....,...
Oh shit....
Did I just give away my identity ..
Yes I'm Jesus
No not the guy from the cross
I'm Jesus the Spanish guy who sells pinchos in Walmart parking lot