A Perfect Ten

The holidays are drawing near and this year I am winding down

Ever

So

Slowly

Until my entire crazy fortress is closed and totally grounded

Hounded

By all of the addicts and the ghouls that crowd their barren skies

Searching

For anyone whose lies have not forced them into chaos

They have all been seeing me as a pathetic soul

Or, at least it seems like that sometimes

I think that what they must have been seeing was that nagging succubus that chases all of my warriors away from my forbidden fantasies just to try to keep me away from the boys

It annoys the living fuck out of me

Recently, the scenario has become even sicker

This time around, the harpie is his so-called mother who I assumed would never have expected me to ask her "may I?"

One day, in the midst of our beautiful, long awaited rapture, a raptor came down out of the sky to re-capture my lover, its prey..

You would think that it would rather have carried me away in its talons to tear me into a million meaty threads

Instead, it took my man, who she thinks is her sexual savior

She paid good money to adopt her baby boy, who then had a life expectancy to possibly outlive her cat

Then, reality and common sense shocked the unhappy couple into the reality that their investment had nine lives

Each one of them producing a stronger, more-advanced, well-adapted being

Now she sees him as her man

Repressed by false dogmas that forced Rosey Palm and her five sisters to travel down to her clitoris so that she could stroke her ego into thinking that she has the right to decide now where it is that I should stand...

Wrong bitch!

I am a goddess

I am a woman

My body is not that of a man, but a rare and cherished breed on the verge of extinction

That is what they told me when I was sky clad

Held captive

Exposed, in front of all of those delicious men

I think it was then when I snapped to the reason why I am always gawked at by a million idiots

Studied so closely by straight gangsters

Why all of my lovers have neglected to inform me and my stalkers have made sure to make it clear

I am, indeed, a perfect ten...

11/13/2013