Tehe Holy Wars: America's Revolution (SATIRE) Pt 1

Ahh, the American Revolution, man those were the days

Where rebellion was abuzz and set out on a blaze

Ignoring the dozens of mutinies that had conspired

The American Revolutionary war was truly one that inspired!

 

It created a fair government, led by 55 rich white males

Finally the ideals of liberty and justice weren’t tall tales

Sure some had suffered, poor white males and black slaves

And the Native Americans, but it’s okay, what’s left of them are graves

 

So hop onto our bandwagon and cheer on the free

Despite the propaganda so our wrongdoings they don’t see

If you ever thinks something needs to be changed well

Don’t ever protest or speak out, there’s no need to tell

 

However, if you do, here’s what will happen

We’ll just send our riot officers to have some fun

Instead why not go voting? (since it’s worked so well before)

So just sit back, and enjoy our pointless wars