Sketch: Arrogance

Jabberwocky

 

I am five feet eight
But when I open my mouth I'm twelve feet tall
And all the rest are very small
Hardly even there at all.

I'm five feet great!

  • Author: Jabberwocky (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 11th, 2017 02:35
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments2

  • Garry

    5 feet great.
    Excellent . Technically not quite the limerick we were promised. But definitely excellent.
    I might be inspired to post one of mine but this makes them look a bit silly.

    • Garry

      Mind you maybe it is. Perhaps the usual rhyming scheme isn't required. Allegedly Gilbert and/or Sullivan wrote one about being stung be a bee that didn't rhyme at all.
      Must look it up. Not that it matters.

      • Jabberwocky

        I did promise a limerick some time ago. I just wrote one, I'll post it tomorrow 🙂
        This was just a bit of fun.
        🙂

      • willyweed

        all my Italian friends are like this. lol

        • Jabberwocky

          Yeah, we invented that! 🙂



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