I Know A Guy

If you need someone to make you smile again
If the rain prevents you from a stroll at the park
I know a guy
I'll make sure you receive what you deserve
If you need something other than liquor to keep you company
To hug you
To caress you
I know a guy

And if you're looking for the guy with the perfect smile
At the gym making all kinds of gainz
Depressed wishing he had the girl he desired
Give up everything in his possession
To have you in his arms
To feel two hearts beat as one
If you're trying to find the one
Your soulmate
The guy who doesn't stop dreaming late nights
Chasing his dreams
The one with ambition and on a mission
On a mission to lay next to you
The one wishing you gave him a chance
Then I know a guy

If you asked me of someone who would brighten your day
Who would make you laugh with his ribald jokes
I know a guy
If you needed someone to bring you chicken nuggets and fries at 2 in the morning
I know a guy

If you need someone to make you feel again
If the rain prevents you from going outside without an umbrella
I know a guy
I'll make sure you get what you've been missing
If you need something other than your dildo to keep you company
To kiss you
To hold you
I know a guy

Who wants to know you
He wants to offer you the world in your hands
He'd do it all in an instant
Without hesitation
He'd do it even when in vexation
If you're looking to give someone a chance
Then I know a guy