Depression Pill Commercial Script

Take one tablet by mouth

Daily as directed,

To help quiet the mind

Help thoughts become non subjective. 

Get rid of anxiety

And OCD and patterns,

Exist in a world

Where nothing really matters.

Side effects include

Many suicidal thoughts

And actions that follow

There are a few caveats. 

You may experience 

Fogginess and fatigue,

Internal suffocation,

And low self esteem.

Talk to your doctor

If night terrors persist,

Or if you experience

Making your death wish.

So if you suffer

From being human

And want long term relief

From all this confusion,

Ask your doctor about

The depression pill today

To be without hurting

And live numb day by day.