My friend Al

How long now have we been friends said my old friend Al, since I left school I replied to my best, and old pal.

We have been friends and had lots of chats, and lots of fun, even holidays together in the sun.

Yes he replied, we have done a lot, some of it scary, some of it not.

Then he got silent and said a strange thing, I asked him what do you mean what did I bring?

He said look in your bag and see what's there, as an old friend asking for a dare?

Looked in my bag and realised nothing there, and I am in  intensive care.

My best friend was Al and his second name was chohol.