Typical British

I don't wait 

for an Jaffa cake

I skip queues everyday 

Typical British attitude

I have to drink tea

to be stress free

never will my teeth be clean

Typical British attitude

always talking about the royals

About their history, 

Oh back in the day

Typical British attitude

we all hate our country

to be honest we moan about it

while the guards

blow their trumpets

im at home eating crumpets

Typical British attitude