Triggering (Comedy Bit)

I've got a friend..and we've all got this friend...who's extremely sensitive to any kind of homophobic sexist language..so I have to watch what I say around her..for instance I could never say to her that any man who listens to ed sheeran might as well have a vagina...I could never say that in front of her..because she would be really offended..and almost immediately the transformation would begin, with a slight build up of vegan soliva, slowly frothing from her off beige make up free face, growing upwards around her top lip starting to meet the pubescent moustache which is growing out at the same alarming rate her inner militant feminist is triggering at..and she would snap and say something like "omg you pig!! that is such a derogatory generalisation! why is it only acceptable to listen to ed sheeran if you're a woman?!!" And to try and stop this episode escalating any further I would reply "Ingrit..once again you've misunderstood what I meant..of course it's not only acceptable to listen to ed sheeran if you're a woman, it's also acceptable to listen to ed sheeran if you use to be a man..."