Fucking Douche

Naeners

Do I fucking offend you

So sorry to displease

I am sure you would like me better on my knees

All you want is open legs and a mouth

But if I used it to talk you'd want me out

You really think you're so great

Thinking every girl wants a date

Trying to get all the girls to suck your dick

When it's about the size of a toothpick

Telling them not to choke on it

It's some funny shit

Yet I'm so confused

Should I be angry or just amused

Cause I can laugh but its still sad

You think I need you so bad

But I don't want to be with you

So go find someone else to screw

 

  • Author: Naeners (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 26th, 2017 03:26
  • Comment from author about the poem: You know what this is about The reason this is not 18+ is cause I'm 17 so that wouldn't make sense. Please tell me what you think, constructive criticism is always welcomed
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • FredPeyer

    Well, Naeners, I am sure there are guys like that. And for these guys your poem is perfect.
    I like your writing style, love your rhyming. Your comment about 18+ is just great!
    As an old guy, a grandfather actually, I think it is great that young people like you do feel like this. Tell em girl! You are NOT a sex object, you are a smart, kind of sassy mouthed ( 🙂 ) young woman and a good writer!

  • orchidee

    Woof! I'm an 18+ 'watchdog' checker. lol. I think this should be marked 18+, as under 18's may read it. OK. they're not 'children' and they know what goes on. But for safety's sake maybe.



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