Oy Gevalt - Moi Ongepatchket Married Life -

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who also happens to be...Twenty Plus Years A Despacito Husband -
Argh (might be uttered as ye recoil at this lengthy message)   or subtitled oh, how Bing a bachelor Would float my boat, now rife with barnacles + scores years of strife albeit, though cocked coon sitter ably less rancorous altercations, than in early nuptial days with wife - - - - - - - - - - - - - Once future spouse found herself in family way viz cat scratched beaver (with what would turn out to be the first of our two daughters – i do say   determined n sealed decision per our rolling in figurative hay to wed mother of thine deux female progeny on an agreed upon green day. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Both of us happened to be older grown offspring at ten times thrice or three plus decades to be generally precise our fate sealed no clay dice. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Said age difference approximately a year and a half between us two, and miserably living with parents, which o’er the years rancor grew   I agreed to pledge my troth on premise this writer aka king o one scribe (who preferred the lighter side of life) found himself in the throes of becoming potential mister mom per dominant seminal striver a darwinian fighter. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Since neither of us took precautions and thru caution to the wind, the inevitable (i.e. a so called bun in the oven) nonetheless tasting supposed verboten fruits branded us as having sinned took us by surprise got us necessarily biologically pinned. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Even though a decision to tie the Gordian knot (more like a noose) per donning n trumpet ting role of future father tightened and n’er got loose an inner conflict jostled thine inner being against forming a legal wedded union – the deuce. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prior to taking legal vow be husband and wife until death doth us part before the justice of the peace (which building matter of fact, happens to be a hopper, skipper and jumper this chap experienced posterior strife   worse fate than death, and mo' painful than constipation sans gluteus Maximus constitutes on bony arse as if being cut by a knife matrimonial bliss seemed like a pipe dream in subsequent years only spiraled into a maelstrom of some chaotic life. - - - - - - - - - - - - - In truth, the prospect to marry in general mills n afore mentioned gal in particular hardly filled yours truly with giddy excitement but decision troubadour wished heed defer n tarry. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Passive agreement to acquiesce by saying necessary “I do” impregnating the woman transpired until her belly grew swollen with whip start star student posse sub bully sound asleep   at university of Pennsylvania shared running house apartment – counting sheep lined up in a queue, yet lately personal state of affairs, I chronically rue n immerse myself reminiscing about yesteryear and wonder why passivity elected as way to escape velocity viz utter hellish aversion living with me dad n (late) mom both in a boiling can a bull con nor stew. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Predilection to play Russian roulette avoiding any safe sexual mode i.e. contraceptives to avoid unplanned pregnancy shrugged atlas off while spermatozoa adhered to reproductive code which absence to use birth control also arose as a natural propensity to procreate from natural urges that did goad. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Now, less joy de vivre doth prevail to remain monogamous and uphold strictures from this male fidelity, integrity morality, et cetera buts ahead without fail from rampant testosterone urge to become appeased, fulfilled, satiated no matter this decades plus year bride and groom blindly entered unalterable sacred covenant, whence sexual need doth ail. - - - - - - - - - - - - - After birth of daughter numero dos did arrive the preponderance of physical gratification took a kamikaze nose dive seeks special care in lass for long lasting marriage and love to strive.