Okie Secun Pome

pldabbs

Whale, ewe maydit tru da furs Okie pome, sew hears da secun. Eye’ll tryin mayke dis’n eezyer too reed. Ya’ll gotta no dat eats knot to harred too rite dis, butt eye’m tryin’ m-eye hardist too rite eat sew ewe cun awl reedit! Sew data taykes sum thyme. Eye meen eat taykes ut leest uh cuppula ours too rite wonna deese. Jes tink if’n eye hadd two corrict mye spalin’ ‘n punchew-ashun ulso. Eye meen eat wood tayke mee fourebber! Lit’s git too da pome. Hear eat iz:

Eye wonce hadd uh dawg culled Britney

Hiz immage wuz da spitney (Dat meens da Spittin’ Immage)

Uv ma frends dogg knamed Kidnee

Whale, Britney dyed ‘n Kidnee cryed

Acuz hee’s uh liver ‘n Brit’s uh dyer

 

Hee’s uh liver ha ha...git eat?

Kidnee’s uh liver... knot uh pancreeze

Ora gull blatter ora stummuck butta Liver!

Mye kidnees arr badd. Eye tink mye libber’s oak hay.

 

Eye’m reel surry acuz eye coodn’t finnish dat lass pome.

Eat gawt to harred fer mee too rite.

Sew eye’ll stard anudder won rite heer:

 

Tree blined mise, Tree blined mise

Sea howday runn. Sea howday runn

Dey awl wran aftur da farmur’s whyfe

Hoo cutt awf dere tails widda carbing nife

Deed ewe ebber sea sucha site inn ure lief

Az tree blined mise, tree blined mise

 

Dare, dat’s uh laught bitter dan da lass won, ya no?

Whale, Eye gotta gogh (Van) two bedd sew aisle ind dere!

Untill da nixt won. Bye,

c aaron

  • Author: pldabbs (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 28th, 2017 20:30
  • Comment from author about the poem: This is the second in a series of Okie poems. There will be more coming later.
  • Category: Humor
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