crack pot kewpie doll crowned crash test dummy

Das dunkoff deliberately drafted dis damn daffy drivel

dont denigrate doodling, deftly demonstrated,

diligently doled, dribs drabs, dosay doing dandy dancer

displaying dopen derived dimwitted drek.

Exercising effort encompassing expressing ejaculation

eliminating every eminent excellently evolved equalizing

element er excruciating exertion earnestly elbowing explicitly

each endowed equipoised eppaulted

essential earmaked e-z editorialized expose.

I reckon there must be a gamut of grammarians

waiting in the wings (shutterflying

at the speed of Soundgarden),

cuz soon after pumping iron heck,

kinetic, narcotic, pathetic, quixotic, rhapsodic,

poem within a flash fans descend and feast

upon thy warbling, twittering rocketing

my ego to the moon!

King Kong Kennedyesque Kappelmeister

cuckolded, cinched, canoodled, keepsake

capitalone Dixie Chicks, Indigo Girls,

Lady GaGa Godiva cagily,

knowingly, Kafkaesquely, kinesthetically

kissed kepi's kewpie dolls causing capitulation

crushing Candy– clean cleft clear clobbering kaput -

clinched culture club moss commotion

calling Casper Weinstein the overly friendly ghost

granting clemency clearly convinced

crowning Charlie Chaplin chief corporal

kickstarting clandestine covenent

kept Locked Horns -

cleaved cloistered community cohesion

creating civil unrest

tandemly totally tubularly trounced

thru trumpetting Don debacle

detonating divisiveness driving Miss Daisy

(a hybrid flowering biracially

Black Eyed Susan) daringly declared debutante,

she sprouted sense and sensibility

without prejudice, but plenti pilgrims pride

paternally passed from Mayflower coterie Compact

Massachusetts Plymouth Rock venerated vocifersously,

near Salem witch trials bewitched secular citizens,

where Razzle Bathbone (held heretical liberalism)

freed Wicca Witches of Witchita

wayward wretches willingly casting their Lot

with fortunetelling forcefield manifestation

forecast, an Oracle of Delphi,

where hurled discobulus trajectory traced arc

resembling Moisbus strip without nose hound

but distant barking brought bedlam

by half baked, battered, berserk

Betty Crocker brand Fitbit binnacle

encompassing blazed blitzkrieg

stymied mutiny on the bounty hunters

synchronized yelping at birth, sans this son of a bitch,

stirring cry of echoes,

which cosmic Flickr ring soundcloud reverberated

whimpering infant (Fingerhut size) detected

via uber reincarnated voodoo warlocks

twitching triggering happy full figured slug

hook gushed upon pressed release mechanism

screaming (Banshee like) bullet tin heard worldwide,

where webbed warped woeful Widowersdating wretch

woof whistled while witnessing

wondrous once in a lifetime phenomena

meanwhile kitsch hen squawked

with pan dim mown deem

signifying sell lube re:us son

settling Harris heir apparent,

wherein gyser spewing gremlins awoke gargoyles

grimacing grotesquely ouiji board blamed.

Well done rabbit reading ridiculous rodomontade

reaching runneled stream strewn with vibrant vistas

offering Avast Outlook Linkedin to a Yahoo mailer daemon

the Buzzfeed ding bugaboo badly crashing gateway

necessitating fix Uber Lyft via spell checking incantation

at the door, whence Earthlink from Godaddy helped Indeed.