Patterson, New Jersey circa December 1st, 1957

amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough

frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo

hip-hopping insouciantly sustaining row

biological status quo

kvetching lamely moreso mother became pro

naturally physically rumbling,

heard all the way in Oslo

supposedly twerking, undulating vivaciously

wantonly x2c wisely yielded – nada no

zona pellucida anchored byte size seaman,

potent embryonic fetal moe

newlweds nocturnal merriment

moma's Menses marked march 1959

lovingly joyusly, insemination happened ha low

bullseye clenched diploid fertilization

guaranteed germinating heiress

while squaqking lichen Apache at Diablo

ma late mother did should know

upon awakening upon tautly stretched exertion

during dilating cervix, which jiggled like jello

three score orbitz round el sol, warmed cockles

and muscled away brutally cold degrees

tab billed an igloo,

or circa six decades

drafted exuberant ho...ho...ho...

cuz, i.e. thencee at 362^nd day

baby in belly did fully grow

December first nineteen fifty seven

sanctioned newly minted papa

to sing a capella for he's a jolly good fellow

quintessential nascent

kickstarter heady everflow

though wintry dark,

a “hi” beam illuminated

newborn girl with dayglow

sans, mechanical engine ear

papa (an honorably discharged army vet)

all spit and shine groom,

who wed a bride somewhat callow

first time parents with giddiness did saul fully bellow

Boyce and Harriet Harriet countenance

twas (like an elf on Christmas eve) all aglow.

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Dear Sis – I knew not what else to do

thus, this poem crafted fur ewe

a doe ting maternal gal – whose time on Earth flew