no fanfare for this common man

Sorry for the delay. I was busy.

zealotry yawping within un

pretentious sporty, quirky, 

oddly, manly, kooky, impisly, gummy, 

edgy, dorky, cocky, belly airs

to disseminate, a quick 

literary flourishing brushstroke 

no on nest to dog lie 'n, tie gears 

(tigers) boot this chap bears,

who copped, dropped, 

plopped out of college devoid of any careers,

and wandered the globe after 

searching classifieds for reign leaderless deers,

this buck rogers wannabe could be doe ting, 

and assist sleigh get off the ground 

on account of his Dumbo ears,

despite abomination, hesitation, and trepidation 

to push comfort zone and exposure therapy skyward 

in order to over nervousness about being in high places 

plus countless other fears, 

and an extreme intervention measure considered, 

would be brain transplanat with that of another, 

whose mental cogs and gears

and a canine like audibility acute as a hares

means to sprint at light speed if senses 

being caught in the cross hairs of a gun barrel, 

whose fate doomed demise almost insnares,

yet PETA type person would loathe any jeers

if any animal alluded to characterized 

heading toward harm

and in reality, this heir, 

who favors knitwears

with pink frilly (“I HATE BOYS”) panties, 

would put his measly life on the line,

cuz aye believe every creature own right to live, 

whether they dwell in damn trees or underground lairs,

oh..., or kept in stable condition 

of ca horse hi mean mares,

a barn strewn with hay during the day 

to fend off pitch black ominous sounds 

Equus ferus caballus (Hardy 

as a mountain Laurel), 

but quite susceptible to nightmares

thus some veteranarians strongly suggest 

cloth eye elastic lined ocular shades, 

but please make sure Mister Ed, 

or his ilk doth newt overhears.

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add dee ewe - matthew scott harris