Struggle to write

prosaic prologues bewitch

feeble minded scribe doth undertake

tend toward lugubriousness ring tone

for goodness sake

 

echoing across,

a figurative lake woebegone, where quake

shutters latched storm windows,

clapped closed winter season didst make

physical environment lachrymose

 

analogous to imp pond durable dark lake

where sits inside secluded hut,

this fledgling author named Jake

a former cub (scout) at a loss

to string together an aria

tomb other nature and NOT FAKE, 

sepulchral paeon to divine Gaea, Mother Earth

especially incorporating

mutisyllabic (sesquipedalian) words,

which exertion

on par with giving birth

 

(or so I guess),

a particularly heavily pregnant laden dearth

of help mates, doubling demonstrably

deadly duty devoid of mirth

totally tubular taxing toll,

 

an essentially unbearable

effort with bulging girth

whereat digestion consumes

latent mental ambition,

especially toasty warm near the hearth

 

which hitherto unknown to any reader

twas Xmas fabrication and fiction

no crime committed, nor animals harmed

in the making of diction

 

aery necessary entrapping unsuspecting intellect

to comprehend somber benediction

unless perchance one lone wolf

bait Oven English Major

with Westernization

 

topped off with a European

debunaire suave acculturation

even luckier if hypothetical personage

dips daintily into forays epicurean,

 

though careful,

and alert since church fathers

would frown on parsonage

whose natural born ardor, a spiritual abduction

stealing austerity, complacency, and objection

toward forced irrational schemas averse to abnegation

unfair imposition

to foist upon pruriant predilection also impossible mission

to sequester arbitrary animal urges,

punishing call of the wild,

sowing seeds a beastial accusation

considered averse,

then imposition contrition!