What I want for Christmas

Dear Santa,

I have listened to my ancestors;

For,They have taught me knowledge,

I have learned to become disciplined; I even went to college,I gained my reputation from my scholars;

What I've learned was to become a doctor...I am a rapper by the name of Contagious Dr. Leslie to be courageous; all I ask of you is for a willow, I searched for you everywhere even under my pillow,I like to plant flowers I even plant weed, this is all I want for Christmas this is all I really need...This is what I want for Christmas...A washing machine