dizzying hullaballoo linkedin Parochialism touting Xmas

breeding frenzied jawboning

nastiness, rock'm sock'm vermin

zealously, dizzying hordes kickstart

outrageous trampling, xMen busting

 

displays, heralding luminary

pastoral times, Xing Bethlehem

figurine Jesus observes sacrilegious

wackiness anarchy.

 

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Ah, nothing beats the fistfights,

bloodied noses,

knocked unconscious bruising

bad ass blimp

 

at absolute gall

bladder kicking, eye poking,

neck choking, up pall

ling, et cetera brutality at this,

that, or s'mother mall

 

far from madding crowd portentous squall,

but at a safe distance

removed along a deserted hall

witnessing flying seer sucker-punches,

 

et cetera all

encompassing pandemonium

solely about one small

pinterest ting live mutant

 

ninja vudu doll, a mere couple inches tall,

sporting ability to transform

into an antagonistic tournament

cavalier two pronged horn spurning beast,

which former attribute

manufacturer didst install

with constituent parts shipped from Blue Ball

 

poker red hot furious loosed bull

eyeing a glitter bauble

half cocked pissant, with an alien drawl

dressed in bulletproof coverall

shoving people

just another brick against a wall

angrily erupt volcano like,

provoking lava lee flowing mayhem,

when a security detail

prior to temporary cease fire didst recall

 

merely axes whatsapp with y'all

thence, bing kicked in groin

and reduced to crawl,

thus in no mood to sing jingall

bells, where stood,

 

yet another beefy watchman

aghast at squall

lid human wrecking machine

analogously offensive as off fall

spreading riotous wildfire conflagration

 

analogous to absent referee,

when sure betted best

team mate of foot ball

lost Superbowl game

by a tackle merely postal

stamp size distance to win game,

 

thus anonymous observer

made an urgent call

to Donald Trump, whose reaction begot

an uncontrollable nuclear fusion reaction

 

jerryrigged, hair-pulling,

fisticuff dueling brawl,

spreading bedlam, sparking

avast capitalone, groupon,

flickr ring plenti tinder

triggering military police to go awol.

 

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a quick thinking whippersnapper

holds up a baseball bat

as a make shift microphone,

and with donning a reversed hat

 

feigns to be an announcer

live from pseudo faux palestra and spat

out nonsensical tit for tat.