Come On And Ring Those Kids

I love kids a lot,

but man sometimes they make me so mad.

Everyone of them are obsessed with Santa,

and yet most deserve coal for being bad.

Through out the year,

they always talk back,

and never want to listen.

You sign them up for something,

and the next week, they want to quit it.

They are always fighting,

always tattling,

and they never can agree,

but when glass shatters everywhere,

who cleans it up? Me.

They like to lie,

or another word they call it is a fib.

They never jump on their bed though,

instead they jump on the baby's crib.

It's a constant problem always,

January through November.

They're always forgetting to clean their rooms,

but a Christmas list a mile long they remember.

Maybe I should teach them a lesson in how to behave,

by writing Santa a letter.

No, I'm just messing around,

but really if want nicer presents next year,

then their behind needs to learn to act better.