New Years Resolutions securely locked in with byte size Mohorovicic Discontinuity of this Earthling

My mish mashed Mohorovicic Discontinuity, 
("thee bitty teensy weensy yet mighty 

   Moho of Matthew "ditty

crafted" Scott Harris)", 
   ore houses precious gritty
microscopic figurative boundary scale quite itty
pulled surface. Beneath crusty mangy scalp, blame kitty 
"named Twinkles" 

   can be found 

   very totally tubularly pity

full molecularly thin mantle, 

   (sans this earthling, wherein lyes 
underneath matted bed of straggly 

   unkempt hair at a depth (aye surmise)
of about six to seven millimeters), 

   a cranial nub, that  vets (or at least tries)
to assess viability probability, acceptability, 

   et cetera of resolutions powerfully unifies

incorporating shouting,  
   snapping, stinging Whipping Cords

Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will ad vise

sir, Than the Driver 

   of the Screw in syncopation viz 

   To every thing there is a season, and a time 

   to every purpose under heaven, 
   The Idler Wheel Is Wise 

despite obsolete oarlocks, and nEver Do 

   to steer this human cargo 
   (when calendar shows two thousand 
   and eighteen) to these ayes

anticipating being hen pecked 

   from an unrelenting wife, thus cries
out against spouse. Hence, 

   thee (hickory dickory dock husband 
   hatches schemas, involving 

   unzipped BuzzFeed ding Lord of the flies

sir, Than, I implore tubby one hove thug hies 
issuing A time to be born, 

   and a time to die; a time to plant, 
   a time to reap that which iz planted 

tubby one of Two Guys and a truck cull, a byte wing to incise

and implant minuscule electronic device
who, I thought to enlist expertise 

   (to excise deadly curse) Donald Trump no lies

as the oblivious Driver of the Screw 

   and Whipping Cords Will Serve You 
   Whatsapp pair rent lee More critical 

   Than Ropes Will Ever Do to app prize

A time to kill, and a time to heal; 
   a time to break down, 

   and a time to build up and rise

above the fray mustering 

   asper The Idler Wheel Is Wise

A time to embrace, and a time 

    to refrain from embracing ally byes

awaits The Idler Wheel Is Wiser 

   Than the Driver of the Screw 

   and Whipping Cords never dies

especially, when The mouse 

   ran up the clock 
   to hang out with Seth Thomas, 

   one of the important guise

who helps with edification, inspiration, 

   motivation, and doth recognize 

underscoring A time to love, and a time to hate; 
   a time of war, and a time of peace tries
this ole man tikum rolling home, 
   while remain on the straight and true 

   Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will ever Do

asper, A time to be born, and a time to die; 
a time to plant, a time to reap that which is planted;

perhaps awakening futility to postulate an outrageous goal hie
particularly mean hitching your metaphorical wagon 

to a star boot re: lie 

on cents and sensibility without pride nor prejudice well nigh 
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence,

and a time to speak; and app ply
active listening (as advocated by the late Jean Dole
who, quite some years ago whisked away scythe
lent lee, while hospitalized for minor health issue
a riddle long since relegated to Scotland Yard no idea why.