My Jiggling boobs

since maintaining a diet

of exercise heeding "yo dude"

(you look like a lady)

the inner fitness maven against

the temptation of high caloric junk food

and nightly snack king

on a flexible fitness routine,

this LIX aged body electric feels good

these myopic eyes and

well-calibrated hands measure less dense hood-

winking bosom, that if I feigned being

a "bared naked lady" -

as per this chest lewd

city in reference to "man boobs"

that seemed to materialize overnight

now appear to decrease as well

that unwanted "love handle,

this chap more inclined

tubby in a greater mood

to parade around

this noncrowded house shirtless

AND definitely NOT in public,

BUT no weigh Jose

would this generic guy go completely nude

cuz being self-consciousness of my physique

might prompt outsiders

to consider me a prude

and even during closed bedroom door

sexual exploits deter me tibia rude

fellow (with average go daddy long legs)

and my dangling dipstick smallish

(concluding biology screwed)

a chap worthy tube he more endowed,

though gratitude proffered

to same divine cosmic consciousness

but as the year's pile up appreciation

of functional faculties alter matts' at tee 'tude

accepting physical characteristics

more or less static

hoe ping belive mass elf ya wood.