Notice of absence from Jooles
I disappear for months on end......just my life but I always come back!
I disappear for months on end......just my life but I always come back!
Christmas time is over and the goose it is still fat
2017 was useless...it never seen one yoga mat
A year of food and sadness, my scales they do still weep
Wait I know how to cure that, chocolate, big Keanu and some sleep!
And here in lies my problem that the goose has gotten fat(Ter)
That my chins they do still wobble and my stomach is not flat
To be a smaller size or two is not without its charm
But to give up on my chocolate, or Keanu with all his smarm
I'd rather stay my current size, for what could be the harm
Oh stuff it I've a year to improve,
Hmmm I recall this line from last year, a full year to re-arm
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Author:
Jooles (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's that time of the year again!!!! I wrote a similar poem this time last year....since nothing had changed (especially in my trouser size) I thought it would be apt to continue the poem this year. Very tongue in check bit of fun....enjoy
- Category: Humor
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Ohhh and for the record I DON'T think Keanu is smarmy.....it just rhymed lol
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